Today was Black Friday.I am three weeks post op. I have had one fill. I found a dress. I loved this dress. Even my little S loved it and she is our fashionista. So I decide to try it on first before buying simply because the price was hard for me to swallow. I loved it though.
I get the dress on...
I am completely devastated. I look at it and where there should be hill there is nothing. The dress simply pointed it out. I know it wont always be that way. I wanted to cry but my girls were with me. So I take a deep breath and remind myself "I don't have cancer", "I am one lucky girl".
Then I realized a big problem. No seriously a HUGE problem. It was a pull over dress. How in the world am I going to get out of it. I couldn't lift my arms very high. I couldn't just pull it off. I was litterally stuck. I tried for five minutes as tears threatened to run down my cheeks. I thought about calling my husband. Then my sweet little S said I will help you mom. She did.
Thank heavens.
Now I can laugh at it. It really was kind of funny. Some other things that have kept my spirits up is all the jokes I make seriously. I never thought I would be laughing about the funny side of popable boobs. I did ask my husband if he thoughts I could learn to flex them like those big muscle people. I have tried despite my best efforts my brain isn't connected to those muscles. Maybe I can learn to do the wave.
I have also offered to have a chest bump war with a few people. I am always the loser on that one because I my height. Let me tell you. I could totally win. They are hard as rocks you will lose.
I had a dinner party to go to. I was a little worried about how my dress would fit . I stuffed my bra. Seriously I did. I didn't think I would ever be so excited to stuff my bra.
I have a flabby abs but rock solid pecks. Kind of funny I have always strive to be different so having pecks instead of abs is no surprise.
Well for now those are my funnies. I am sure that there will be more.... I am really good at predicting cold weather my peck muscles can tell the wind like no ones business....
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